10 Horsey New Year’s Resolutions (you’ll never keep!)

It’s that time of year when, with the best of intentions, you make some promises to yourself to re-invent yourself into the person you think you should be, not the one you really are! A time for change? Here are our top 10 New Year’s resolutions for horsey people…bet you won’t be able to get past the middle of January with these!

  1. Muck out the horsebox/trailer as soon as you return from a show!
  2. Change out of your ponging horsey gear as soon as you’ve left the stables instead of lounging in stinking jodhs for the rest of the day!
  3. Learn the dressage test the night before the test, rather than 3 minutes before your time!
  4. Stop boring your friends with talk of your pony and the cutest thing he did last week!
  5. Clean your bit and bridle after every ride – yeah right!
  6. Empty the muck barrow after every use
  7. Try a new discipline – remember how much you wanted to learn western riding ?
  8. Resolve to stop your horse’s bad manners once and for all. Barging, tanking, refusing…all out of bounds in 2018
  9. Tidy out your grooming kit on a regular basis
  10. Spend more time with your horse!

Roll on 2018! Have a great one!

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